Rating: 3.5/5 Premise: Kill the Babysitter takes place in 2019 yet promises the fun of a retro horror film set 40 years ago. High schooler Jane never aspired to be a babysitter , but when she sees the dollar signs that can come with the job, she takes her inexperienced tush and hikes it over to the Harker house, where she's introduced to three headstrong, semi-disturbing children. Among Ms. Harker's laundry list of rules is her explicit refusal to allow her kids to play with the Ouija board, but Jane's broken down by continuously bad behavior and allows the children to pull the spirit board off the shelf. While it seems harmless enough, the Harker brood introduces her to Zed, a mischievous "spirit" who grants your every wish if you let him have a little fun. With all Jane's dreams coming true, our protagonist feels on top of the world until Zed's next game is all about unaliving the babysitter . The only way to survive the night might require Jane to ...